Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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