can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
and you fell through a lawn chair
We need to get me chipped asap
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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