Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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