Kiss
Puke
I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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