physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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