do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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