If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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