Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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