I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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