Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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