I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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