I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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