Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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