You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
