He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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