I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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