508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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