im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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