That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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