she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
So vagazzling was a success
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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