Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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