Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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