I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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