so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I wish i was in the wii world.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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