I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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