But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Cold hands, warm shart.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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