Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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