i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Sext me about skeletons
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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