great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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