I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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