mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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