i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
