she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i came on her dog
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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