I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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