Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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