I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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