That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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