Your face is a jimmy john
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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