I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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