She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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