So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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