Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Randomize
