so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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