im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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