i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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