Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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