But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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