everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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