You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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