So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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